Iran’s Parliament Speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf posted what amounted to trading advice on X (Twitter), calling Trump’s pre-market announcements a “reverse indicator” and urging followers to take the opposite side of every energy move. The post added a surreal layer to a week that saw Wall Street’s most popular dip-buying strategy collapse under the weight of real geopolitical risk. The TACO Trade Hits a Wall The Trump Always Chickens Out (TACO) trade defined market behavior for much of 2025. Traders bought every Trump-induced dip, expecting a reversal within days